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if you’re reading this, congratulations! you have

just me and my emotional support cow... udderly es

the way you're looking at me through the screen rn

getting wet for literature... it’s called being cu

clean body, dirty mind... seems like a fair balanc

bathtub rule #1: if you see me here, you better be

just a casual wednesday... nothing to see here, ju

taking applications for a towel-holder... must be

do i make you nervous? or is that just your hands

cereal killer in the streets, sweet in the sheets.

little miss barefoot and freckled… what would you

i’m the reason netflix added the “are you still wa

this cat supports me better than my ex ever did… w

when you look at this pic, what’s the first thing

fridge raider by night, heartbreaker by day... but

like my laundry like i like my relationships… hot,

this outfit says “cozy,” but this pose says “troub

laying low but keeping the heat high... who wants

brushing my teeth or brushing you off... depends o

if freckles were currency, i'd be a billionaire...

should i call this “softcore cozy” or “freckle cor

when you’re cute but also kinda feral...🐯 👉🏻p.s.

does this look like the face of someone with no na

playboy bunny but make it space-age... don’t tell

thighs that could crush dreams, a spoon, and a che

i don’t always wear pajamas, but when i do, it’s t

no makeup, no filter, just vibes and a questionabl

do these fishnets make me look like a catch? askin

just a little trimming to keep it neat... you like

coffee first, jedi training later...how do you tak

do these jeans make my sass look big? asking for a

“this is my good side”... but i’m open to hearing

is this mug big enough to hold all your thirst? as

if anyone says size doesn’t matter, they’ve never

if this mug could talk, it would probably say "sip

*waves hand* you suddenly feel the urge to like an

this ball weighs 15 pounds, but you carrying that

some days, i’m the snack... other days, i’m the fo

👩‍🦰redhead vs. red dinos🦖… who’s fierier?🔥🔥🔥 #pal

does this count as multitasking if i’m being lazy

just a ginger trying to live rent-free in your min

the wifi’s strong, but my distractions are stronge

are you team naughty or nice this year? hint: ther

merry christmas to all my favorite naughty elves!

i heard LEGO is for kids, but this grown-up knows

freckles are rare, but a tease like this? priceles

the only gift you really want this year is already

bet you didn’t know redheads have superpowers... g

i’m the girl your mom warned you about... but your

santa🎅🏻said i was on the naughty list... but i thi