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I hate how I can't discuss the law on here

Дата публикации: 2025-07-02T01:51:52

Intended to write a longer blog-style post a couple days ago..

Intended to write a longer blog-style post a co

Дата публикации: 2025-07-01T19:59:07

....none of y'all freaks on a leash have dacryphilia?https:/..

....none of y'all freaks on a leash have dacryp

Дата публикации: 2025-06-24T22:38:42

Me trying to film in the heat thunder dome (yes this is an o..

Me trying to film in the heat thunder dome (yes

Дата публикации: 2025-06-24T18:25:44

Pray that this heat doesn't end my career; I gotta pick up t..

Pray that this heat doesn't end my career; I go

Дата публикации: 2025-06-24T17:04:30

Posts that aged like milk (it wasn't the heat for sure)https..

Posts that aged like milk (it wasn't the heat f

Дата публикации: 2025-06-22T18:21:36

Guess who's going to urgent care at 4p 😖 Gonna try to throw ..

Guess who's going to urgent care at 4p 😖 Gonna

Дата публикации: 2025-06-22T18:19:08

...pretty sure I have covid x_x

Дата публикации: 2025-06-22T03:46:38

I am almost certainly going to give myself heat exhaustion c..

I am almost certainly going to give myself heat

Дата публикации: 2025-06-21T01:49:23

Your face is fucking disgusting. Someone like ME should NEVE..

Your face is fucking disgusting. Someone like M

Дата публикации: 2025-06-20T20:20:03

I would like the record to reflect that after I didn't sleep..

I would like the record to reflect that after I

Дата публикации: 2025-06-20T17:43:12

Okay, you guys can have the rest of the nudes :P

Okay, you guys can have the rest of the nudes :

Дата публикации: 2025-06-20T02:00:28

The only goof, gaff, and laugh to be had right now is the fa..

The only goof, gaff, and laugh to be had right

Дата публикации: 2025-06-19T20:20:07

I have pretty severe insomnia and despite my best efforts I ..

I have pretty severe insomnia and despite my be

Дата публикации: 2025-06-19T13:32:07

You know your place and so they're you're sat, on the cuck c..

You know your plac

Дата публикации: 2025-06-19T02:00:28

The stockings stay ON during sex

Дата публикации: 2025-06-18T20:20:08

If I'm not allowed to be horny in my own bedroom, would y'al..

If I'm not allowed to be horny in my own bedroo

Дата публикации: 2025-06-18T18:44:13

So my roommate is starting up the "you can't leave your room..

So my roommate is starting up the "you can't le

Дата публикации: 2025-06-18T16:19:15

Tomorrow is my second day on my Therapist Approved ™️schedul..

Tomorrow is my second day on my Therapist Appro

Дата публикации: 2025-06-18T02:24:18

You love looking at luscious lips. Watching your girlfriend ..

You love looking at luscious lips. Watching you

Дата публикации: 2025-06-18T02:01:27

I decided to be nice and post an actual treat instead of a g..

I decided to be nice and post an actual treat i

Дата публикации: 2025-06-17T20:20:44

I have some spare time at the doctors so I figured I'd have ..

I have some spare time at the doctors so I figu

Дата публикации: 2025-06-17T19:12:56

Good morning notes for before I go to the doctors

Good morning notes for before I go to the docto

Дата публикации: 2025-06-17T14:29:15

I won't leave you gooners entirely empty-handed on Saturday...

I won't leave you gooners entirely emp

Дата публикации: 2025-06-15T02:01:28

ASS(hole) TO THE MASSES

Дата публикации: 2025-06-14T20:51:00

Just to elaborate I could be making homemade coffee cake rig..

Just to elaborate I could be making homemade co

Дата публикации: 2025-06-14T20:45:38

Just dropping in with a little post 4:20 post to say that I'..

Just dropping in with a little post 4:20 post t

Дата публикации: 2025-06-14T20:44:07

Whelp, I have a post drafted informing y'all about the custo..

Whelp, I have a post drafted informing y'all ab

Дата публикации: 2025-06-11T21:33:07

Did you seriously think I forgot about fart clip Friday? I k..

Did you seriously think I forgot about fa

Дата публикации: 2025-06-07T00:40:27

For reasons otherwise unspecified, I'm offering a discount o..

For reasons otherw

Дата публикации: 2025-06-05T20:12:34

Me: God I can't get into the groove I need somethingMe: Oh m..

Me: God I can't get into the groove I need some

Дата публикации: 2025-05-25T22:33:08

These are for a burlesque show! Can't wait until I book one ..

These are for a burlesque show! Can't wait unti

Дата публикации: 2025-05-25T16:00:26

They didn't even last a season before they broke 😩😩

They didn't even last a season before they brok

Дата публикации: 2025-05-24T16:00:24

When the heels are so hot they deserve an edit twice 🥵

When the heels are so hot they deserve an edit

Дата публикации: 2025-05-23T16:00:32

Even goths need a pair of navy heels for certain special occ..

Even goths need a pair of navy heels for certai

Дата публикации: 2025-05-22T16:00:29

I call these my daily drivers because I wear them nearly eve..

I call these my daily drivers because I wear th

Дата публикации: 2025-05-21T16:00:53

Bark like you want it

Дата публикации: 2025-05-20T16:00:48

Do you recognize these from other posts and videos? ;)

Do you recognize these from other posts and vid

Дата публикации: 2025-05-19T16:00:48

Moving is hard work... check out how beat up My feet are in ..

Moving is hard work... check out how beat up My

Дата публикации: 2025-05-19T02:30:08

I love showing off new gifts my pets buy me~

Дата публикации: 2025-05-18T16:02:16

There's nothing better than taking a long, luxurious bath at..

There's nothing better than taking a long, luxu

Дата публикации: 2025-05-18T02:30:50

If I didn't have the worst tension headache I would absolute..

If I didn't have the worst tension headache I w

Дата публикации: 2025-05-16T00:54:03

I'm shooting this weekend AND have my collab next weekend an..

I'm shooting this weekend AND have my collab ne

Дата публикации: 2025-05-11T02:06:22

Word on the street is that I've got a collab with a muscular..

Word on the street is that I've got a collab wi

Дата публикации: 2025-05-05T00:10:05

Wait... I have a better idea. Sex toy cleaning ASMR? I have ..

Wait... I have a better idea. Sex toy cleaning

Дата публикации: 2025-05-04T02:03:36

My face is breaking out like a motherfucker because I haven'..

My face is breaking out like a motherfucker bec

Дата публикации: 2025-05-03T19:24:18

Stream started at 05/03/2025 06:56 pm My laptop is back fro..

Stream started at 05/03/2025 06:56 pm

Дата публикации: 2025-05-03T19:14:07

Omg I got my laptop back and I'm scared to open it and see w..

Omg I got my laptop back and I'm scared to open

Дата публикации: 2025-05-03T17:09:55

Laptop not secured and if I didn't already have permanent be..

Laptop not secured and if I didn't already have

Дата публикации: 2025-05-02T21:46:18

After 3.5 hours on the phone I finally got my laptop held at..

After 3.5 hours on the phone I finally got my l

Дата публикации: 2025-05-01T22:56:07

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