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НазадWhy did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people? **Be..
Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other peo
Дата публикации: 2024-01-03T19:00:13
I read a science fiction book where people drill for mercury..
I read a science fiction book where people drill f
Дата публикации: 2024-01-02T19:00:20
I gave up drinking for the new year Sorry, that came out wro..
I gave up drinking for the new year Sorry, that ca
Дата публикации: 2024-01-01T19:00:05
What are your New Years resolutions? *I'm upgrading to 2460..
What are your New Years resolutions? *I'm upgradi
Дата публикации: 2023-12-31T19:00:09
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? *Baco..
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipe
Дата публикации: 2023-12-30T19:00:09
What did the conductor do when half of the cello section cal..
What did the conductor do when half of the cello s
Дата публикации: 2023-12-29T19:00:08
My friend was shocked when I told him I don’t know what the ..
My friend was shocked when I told him I don’t know
Дата публикации: 2023-12-28T19:00:08
My friend lost is job at the zoo. *They caught him spanking..
My friend lost is job at the zoo. *They caught hi
Дата публикации: 2023-12-27T19:00:08
Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorat..
Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder
Дата публикации: 2023-12-26T19:00:08
My great grandmother got me a ps5 for christmas- *My so-so ..
My great grandmother got me a ps5 for christmas-
Дата публикации: 2023-12-25T19:00:08
Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve? *Because..
Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?
Дата публикации: 2023-12-24T20:00:10
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree When h..
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tr
Дата публикации: 2023-12-23T19:00:06
There are 3 types of people in the world; those who are good..
There are 3 types of people in the world; those wh
Дата публикации: 2023-12-22T19:00:08
A tree's first winter must be terrifying. *Imagine the relea..
A tree's first winter must be terrifying. *Imagine
Дата публикации: 2023-12-21T19:00:07
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get sha..
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until y
Дата публикации: 2023-12-20T19:00:08
If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in S..
If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest
Дата публикации: 2023-12-19T19:00:07
The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep up t..
The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to
Дата публикации: 2023-12-18T19:00:08
What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looki..
What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a
Дата публикации: 2023-12-17T19:00:08
Why did Willy Wonka close his chocolate factory? *He was sh..
Why did Willy Wonka close his chocolate factory?
Дата публикации: 2023-12-16T19:00:09
I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people..
I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters
Дата публикации: 2023-12-15T19:00:11
Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not..
Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, b
Дата публикации: 2023-12-14T19:00:34
I'm an expert in ice cream... *I went to sundae school.*
I'm an expert in ice cream... *I went to sundae s
Дата публикации: 2023-12-13T19:00:08
What type of glasses do gingerbread man wear? *Eye Candy!*
What type of glasses do gingerbread man wear? *Ey
Дата публикации: 2023-12-12T19:00:08
How is a mountain similar to a penis? *While measuring its ..
How is a mountain similar to a penis? *While meas
Дата публикации: 2023-12-11T19:00:08
A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a..
A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his ca
Дата публикации: 2023-12-09T19:00:11
Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I like mine ..
Most people like their eggs fried or scrambled, I
Дата публикации: 2023-12-08T19:00:11
What word starts with "E" and ends in "E" but only has one l..
What word starts with "E" and ends in "E" but only
Дата публикации: 2023-12-07T19:00:08
People are always worried about their cell phones or microwa..
People are always worried about their cell phones
Дата публикации: 2023-12-06T19:00:07
So, I went to a ninja parade *It was a complete rip off. I ..
So, I went to a ninja parade *It was a complete r
Дата публикации: 2023-12-05T19:00:08
I got fired from a sperm bank... *Every time someone walked..
I got fired from a sperm bank... *Every time some
Дата публикации: 2023-12-04T19:00:08
What burns longer, a red or a blue candle? *Neither, they b..
What burns longer, a red or a blue candle? *Neith
Дата публикации: 2023-12-03T19:00:09
I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the mo..
I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink i
Дата публикации: 2023-12-02T19:00:09
What do you call a metric cookie? *A gram cracker.*
What do you call a metric cookie? *A gram cracker
Дата публикации: 2023-12-01T19:00:08
Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? B..
Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal
Дата публикации: 2023-11-30T19:00:11
A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies. *He calls it F..
A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies. *He
Дата публикации: 2023-11-29T19:00:13
Who Flips Frankenstein's French Toast? *Count Spatula!*
Who Flips Frankenstein's French Toast? *Count Spa
Дата публикации: 2023-11-28T19:00:13
Did you hear about the cyber criminal who got away? They r..
Did you hear about the cyber criminal who got away
Дата публикации: 2023-11-27T19:00:15
Sylvester Stallone has launched a new range of cakes. I woul..
Sylvester Stallone has launched a new range of cak
Дата публикации: 2023-11-26T19:00:16
Why was the shopping center’s father ashamed? *He didn’t r..
Why was the shopping center’s father ashamed? *H
Дата публикации: 2023-11-25T19:00:08
"BLACK FRIDAY SALE" My house. *You And Me...All Clothes 10..
"BLACK FRIDAY SALE" My house. *You And Me...All
Дата публикации: 2023-11-24T19:00:09
As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was unti..
As a Canadian I never realized how slow my interne
Дата публикации: 2023-11-23T19:00:09
My friend was dating two blonde haired, blue eyed twins from..
My friend was dating two blonde haired, blue eyed
Дата публикации: 2023-11-22T19:00:10
I'm considering stuffing my clothes with candy bars. *That..
I'm considering stuffing my clothes with candy bar
Дата публикации: 2023-11-21T19:00:10
I hate IKEA but whenever I go, I can’t leave without buying ..
I hate IKEA but whenever I go, I can’t leave witho
Дата публикации: 2023-11-20T19:00:11
What do you call men who make "Women belong in the kitchen" ..
What do you call men who make "Women belong in the
Дата публикации: 2023-11-19T19:00:25
Why was Mickey Mouse so upset that Goofy's name was written ..
Why was Mickey Mouse so upset that Goofy's name wa
Дата публикации: 2023-11-18T19:00:07
Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturbation worl..
Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturb
Дата публикации: 2023-11-17T19:00:08
Every time I go through a fast food window They hand me my f..
Every time I go through a fast food window They ha
Дата публикации: 2023-11-16T19:00:08
My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling. *I can..
My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling
Дата публикации: 2023-11-15T19:00:09
Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pick..
Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul
Дата публикации: 2023-11-14T19:00:09